"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of the cities, nor the cropsa€”no, but the kind of man the country turns out."

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it."

"It's not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness."

"I think; therefore I am."

"What you see is what you get."

"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars."