"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"We are opening up an enormous new era in archaeology. Time capsules in the deep oceans."

"The best rules to form a young man, are, to talk little, to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value others that deserve it."

"If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it."

"Excellence is best described as doing the right things right - selecting the most important things to be done and then accomplishing them 100% correctly."

"I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us."