"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'"

"Death hath so many doors to let out life."

"If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of Europe, were laid at my feet in exchange for my love of reading, I would spurn them all."

"If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness."

"Henry James chews more than he bites off."

"Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."