"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish."

"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour."

"Like the very young, she knew a little bit about a lot of things and a whole lot about nothing."

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."

"Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt."

"To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward."