"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back."

"To what purpose should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the stars, having death or slavery continually before my eyes?"

"Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."

"In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest."

"I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages."

"A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse."