"I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!"

"Expect the worst and you won't be disappointed."

"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord."

"Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of."

"The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team ought to get credit for the wins and the losses. Successes have many fathers, failures have none."

"A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a common hatred of its neighbors."

"Modern man's loss of a sense of being sinful doesn't spring from a feeling that he is inherently good. Rather, it springs from his feeling of being inherently ineffectual."

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."

"I don't like that man. I must get to know him better."

"Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined."

"Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men."

"I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket."