"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"To write simply is as difficult as to be good."

"Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and understanding."

"Neurosis seems to be a human privilege."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"Everything terrible is something that needs our love."

"I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things - disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals."