"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"He will give the devil his due."

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."

"He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves."

"Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years."

"To drift is to be in hell; to be in heaven is to steer."