"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

"It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery, but what a savage and beautiful country lies in between."

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters."

"Nothing, at last, is sacred; but the integrity of your own mind."

"We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts."

"Conformity is the ruin of the mind."