"Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is passion exalted and refined; if the latter, gross and sensual."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun."

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."

"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No Matter, try again, fail again, Fail better."

"They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, its gonna scare 'em."

"I like children. If they're properly cooked."

"If there is pain in my life or something that is wrong. I try to go to that place in me and write from there. I don鈥檛 necessarily write about the issue, but I write from the emotion."

"All men plume themselves on the improvement of society, and no man improves."

"I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone."