"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing."

"In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans."

"Everyone is having a harder time than it appears."

"Exercising self-restraint can be depleting, yet it can also be ennobling."

"I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion than an army of 100 lions lead by a sheep."

"It may stink like me, but that's what makes it so collectible!"

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."

"For my own part, having had much trouble in growing old, I am in no hurry to grow young again."

"Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off."

"Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell."

"There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out."

"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."