"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one."

"The only completely consistent people are the dead."

"In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, it's often useful to have a nice, solid piece of wood in your hands."

"You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't, you do the next best thing. You back up but you don't give up."

"Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious."

"He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold."