"Show me a mistress that is passing fair, what doth her beauty serve but as a note where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?"

"Though inclination be as sharp as will, My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent, And, like a man to double business bound, I stand in pause where I shall first begin, And both neglect."

"It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are not deeds."

"When beggars die, there are no comets seen; the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes."

"O that a man might know the end of this day's business ere it come!"

"Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest."

"Men are only as unfaithful as their options."

"I gave my life to be the person I am today. Was it worth it?"

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

"National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service All at Pentagon prices!!!!"

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."