"Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight; whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted."

"Ability is nothing without opportunity."

"You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done."

"Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others."

"To the body and mind which have been cramped by noxious work or company, nature is medicinal and restores their tone."

"Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you'll understand why I dismiss yours."

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can."

"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, but not express'd in fancy; rich, not gaudy; for the apparel oft proclaims the man."