"You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age."

"It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave."

"The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council."

"Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish."

"He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray."

"Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured."

"I feel bad for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning and get out of bed...Thats the best they are gonna feel."

"No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist."

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as a criminal offense."

"Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time."

"It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself."

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle."